Yeah, when I spend a billion dollars on something I like to also make my own version, you know, just in case.

but I am sure he would have done something illegal eventually.

Bank of Canada, you just got told!

PBR + PBJ = PERFECT MEAL?

The lesson I learned today:

Do not teach a man to fish. If you teach men to fish, you will have fewer customers.

Reading this article, I really like the wording “… after they found him a year ago in his bedroom and put a bullet in his face.”

It is the nicest/weirdest way to say they shot him in the head. I imagine a defendant on the stand describing how he killed somebody “I put a knife on his ankles to liberate his blood. Then I repeatedly put my fists in his face and finally i put a bullet in his face.”

Looking forward to the new tv show “I wet dream of Genie.”

So good

Sweet